Vicevi

Ova dva poslednja su ono... srednje.

Kako se zove cigan koji nema kola?
- Nikola

Našli se Crnogorac, Englez i Francuz. Englez se pohvali:
- "Kad ja viknem sa Big Bena "živela Engleska" odzvanja još petnaest minuta!"
Francuz:
- "Kad ja viknem sa Ajfelovog tornja "živela Francuska" odzvanja još pola sata!"
Sluša ih Crnogorac, pogladi brk pa će:
-"Kad se ja popnem na brdo i viknem "ljudi ajmo radit" još mjesec dana odzvanja "Milutine,ne seri!"
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Nije smijesan.

Dzomba ::Nije smijesan.

Tebi u zadnje vreme nista nije smesno ..

Znaci koji carski tekst, valjem se po sobi...
http://www.njuz.net/tinejdzer-najverovatnije-nece-izgubiti-nevinost-pre-2020/

Pokuca Smrt na vrata, otvori Chuck
Norris...

Smrt se "štrecne", šuti par sekundi i kaže: "Maškareee!!!"

Ne razumem.

Ja i dalje ne razumem..

ovo je mozda smesnije nego vic

Aj mi objasni... Moze i na PM.

Nisam izvalio da maškareee znaci maskenbal..

Sad tek vidim da si trazio joker zovi... Je'iga...

Kod nas se to zove maškare... Nikad riječ maskenbal nisam koristio...

bitno da smo se na kraju razumeli

Kad je u pitanju Chuck Norris, ne smije biti nesporazuma

Why do Penguins fans drink from a saucer? Because the cup's always in Detroit!




What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice!



What does a recent high school dropout and the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?
They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.


Little boy want to live with the toronto maple leaf
A 6 year old Boy that is living with his Grandparents. He was told that
he can go and live with one of his parent but can't stay with his
Grandparent because they are very sick and will die soon. His parents at
court fighting for the kid but the judge wants to know which parent the
kid want to live with. One day when the boy is at his Grandparents
house a Chidlren Aid Worker comes to talk to him. The Children Aid
Worker says to the kid "Do you want to live with your mom??" The boy
looks and says "I don't want to go and live with my mom because she
beats me" the Children Aid Worker says "Then do you want to live with
your dad????????" The Boy looks at the Children Aid Worker and says "No i
do not want to live with my dad becasue he beats me too" The Children
Aid Worker said to the Boy "Then who do you want to live with" The boy
looks at the Children Aid Worker and says "I want to leave with the
Toronto Maple Leafs" The Chidren Aid Worker Say " Why do you want to
live with the Toronto Maple Leafs??????" The Boy looks at the Children
Aid Worker and says " Because they never beat
anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

VIX ::What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice!

Ovaj je dobar..

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Ostali su sranje i vec poznati..

Najjaci je taj .. A Marvin ce mu se posebno obradovati ..

Svi vicevi su uzasno glupi

Mujo u javnom wc-u taman seo na šolju kad začu glas iz druge kabine:
Lik: • Hej, šta ima?
Mujo: • Ma gura se nekako!
Lik: • I, čime se baviš?
Mujo: • Ma radim ovako-onako!
Lik: • Mogu li doći kod tebe?
Mujo: • Nemoj majke ti, trenutno sam zauzet nečim!!!
Tek čuje lika nervoznog: • Hej, nazvaću te kasnije. U susednoj kabini je neki idiot koji odgovara na sva moja pitanja!!!

MAXIJEV ZAKON - što je veća gužva, manji broj kasa radi.

So true.